Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Confessions of a born foodie


My father usually tells this to me, "Son, you don't live to eat, you eat to live..". And my mother echoes the same sentiments, "You are going to burst some day considering the amount of food that you eat !!!". Well, here I am, "Mr. Keep hogging till the plate's wiped clean".


Ha Ha Ha... Yes people, I am a foodie, a big one. My mom tells me I have been like this since I was an infant. It was "Lactogen" then. It's everything now.


I remember, as a kid I would eat all my lunch, scheduled to have been eaten during the lunch break, in the first two periods of the day. And this continued till I passed ninth grade. Complains would inevitably accompany me home but the little Satan inside me always managed to brush away such allegations, and more royally so. Mission "finish lunch before the lunch break" accomplished.


As I grew up, it was very difficult keeping under control those urges, of course, to check out the refrigerator, yes, we'd just bought a brand new sky blue Godrej ColdGold. It was how I bragged about it to my friends. And the activities continued. I would keep prowling the corridors and keep waiting till everyone wrapped up for the afternoon nap. And what used to follow ? Just check these out... Fruit crushes, soft drinks, jellies, ice creams, custards, leftover gravy, tomato sauce, yoghurt, sweetmeat, and pardon my greed, baby food, from my newborn brother's stock.


I used to have solutions to every attempt by mom to keep these under lock and key. A tongue cleaner to open the refrigerator. A stick to open those old fashioned latches used to keep doors shut. Add to that my growing height... "HA HA HA", my laughter echoed every successful operation. This finally led my mom to keeping absolutely nothing tasteful in the fridge. She used to keep a bottle of fruit squash for guests, somewhere beyond my reach. Otherwise it always was, "Go get something from the market, quick !!!", whenever a guest arrived, till the day I left home for higher studies... What a pity !!!


As I grew up, my activities shifted. No more "steal from the refrigerator" stuff. I learned making tea. Tea was a big attraction, considering the fact that it was given only once a week, on Saturdays. I would usually sneak into the kitchen whenever I got an opportunity and would make tea, very sweet tea and then drink it, with full satisfaction. Tea gave way to lemonade, and gradually, lassi. By the time I was in my tenth grade, I knew how to cook.


I shifted base to Kolkata. With only dad being there and free from mom's and grandpa's discipline, I had ample time to experiment, cook and eat to my heart's content. I would watch cookery shows on Doordarshan every Saturday, yes my dad had disconnected cable television on account of my negligence in studies. And I would try to make my own version of whatever was shown on TV. Dad not being back from work till seven everyday only made my job easier. Apart from this, I had lots of potato chips, something which, well, I had not ventured into till then. Two years of hogging had turned a 48 Kg skinny something into an 84 Kg plump pumpkin. Believe me, the figures are true.


I spent the first two years of my undergraduate life as a hostelite. Luckily for me, contrary to general belief and practice, the food at the hostel was good. The only disadvantage was that there wasn't going to be any breakfast service from the mess and the hostelites were supposed to have their own breakfast. No problem for me... I had shifted from butter to margarine, and I had a small immersion heater with me with which i used to make tea, using tea bags of course. I used to have my breakfast of bread and margarine, some sweet, and tea (I preferred Taj Mahal) in my room itself, quite to the envy of my roommates... Wink Wink...


Post-graduation took me to Vellore where I got an opportunity to savour authentic South Indian cuisine. Dosas, upma, vadai, idlys, poli, rasam and filter coffee!!! Yes, I only knew Nescafe before this stint. As I graduated from Vellore, I returned home a South Indian. I brought home a coffee filter along with me. Filter coffee is way beyond instant coffee in taste and aroma. Now when I prepare my daily stock of decoction, I feel really lucky to have got an opportunity of studying at Vellore. This stint helped me add the word "variety" to my "palate dictionary". Absolutely. Apart from the traditional cuisine I also tried continental food and some other varieties, something which I had not indulged in, till then.


I may have graduated from refrigerated food to tea to experimental food to potato chips to filter coffee, but I still remain the quintessential foodie, I am not bragging this time, my friends at VIT would vouch for me.


As George Bernard Shaw aptly puts it,


"There is no love sincerer than the love of food."
"The Revolutionist's Handbook", Man and Superman






Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Women, Men and Inspirations - Meghna...

I will try and be formal here, which is a very uncommon thing between Megi and me. I will start with one line that I always tell Meghna...

She has been one big inspiration for me. No, Megi, it isn't just photography.

Meghna's association with me is since 2007, in fact 2008, that's when we actually started conversing and talking and all of that sort... in fact, it took me three months to ask for her number... Smile :)...

As the year passed, and I got to know more about this cute little lady, I could only have unbound respect and affection for her... She is one person of the very very few, who i felt, I could connect with.

Yes, we share a common passion, photography, though she is far more talented and better than what I am. She was the one of the two who actually inspired and encouraged me to develop this dormant enthusiasm into an active hobby. Thanks Megi... I owe it to you...

A very creative person, and yes, real fun to be with... Pari hoon main... It's been a real pleasure knowing you and yes... I will say this again...

You inspire.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Titles

Ever since I got promoted to the ninth grade, the word "Infinity" has been following me wherever I go. As a teenage fantasy, I would always imagine myself as the author of some book called "The Infinity", containing the story of my life, and I actually thought that it would beat the story of any masala Hindi movie hollow !!! I also imagined myself as the youngest Nobel laureate, and I even made up acceptance speeches, staring at the ceiling. How satisfying these fantasies could be, where you could be the king of the world one moment, and be batting with Sachin Tendulkar the next, accepting the literature Nobel at one moment and sharing screen space with Shahrukh Khan the next.

As an undergraduate, when i started writing poems, the title of the small notebook where I jotted down my lines.... You guessed it right, "INFINITY"... And now that I start a blog, I could not think of any other term. This word and me have seen so much of the world together, from getting screwed in the model board exams to getting a nine pointer sometime later, from fantasizing about the Nobel Prize to stop writing poetry because the work was too "immature", from teenage crushes to adulthood maturity, from having fights with mom to missing her every day since 2002 and finally, from a kid getting cross with himself for unbound use of the word "infinity", he thought it would get him typecast to the man finding himself unable to use any other word for the title of his first blog.

Life has been a curry till date, with uncountable experiences, feelings and realisations. I hope I will be able to share some of this and try to look beyond. One never knows, some surprise might be waiting just around the corner :)

Happy Blogging...